You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is
because of the secret energy fields under the sea and my boat in aluminum foil.
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an
-The only way to be 100% sure you will never be hit is with a device I
invented. It is 1000.00 and has a life time double your money back
guarantee if you get hit.
-Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It
reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids
-I keep my boat in a boatel. Even though many other boats are pelted by
asteroids, mine never gets hit.
-Aluminum foil formed into a hat has also been known to deter all things
-You left out something. The Aluminum foil hat MUST be pyramidal.